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Journal Entry: Mon Dec 31, 2007, 8:19 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: CHUBB ROCK - TREAT'EM RIGHT
  • Watching: WWE
  • Eating: OREOS
  • Drinking: WATER & TEA


A LIL X-MAS HUMOR


A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."





Now if you'll excuse me, I must go answer 36 messages and 143 deviations...I got some catching up to do...:blowkiss:




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Mood: Joy *Hera-of-Stockholm:iconHera-of-Stockholm: 23 hours 3 minutes ago
Thanks dear for the :iconfavoriteplz: of Hot Enough :iconannzie1991:

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Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)
Mood: Joy =Tonabrix:iconTonabrix: 1 day 20 hours ago
Cheers for another :+fav: hun
Mood: Joy ~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: 1 day 45 minutes ago
You're very welcome :iconnewhugplz:

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Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yada Yada Yada, WhatDaPhuckEva !
Mood: Joy ~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: 2 days 28 minutes ago
:iconcocoglompplz:

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Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yada Yada Yada, WhatDaPhuckEva !
*Hera-of-Stockholm:iconHera-of-Stockholm: 1 day 21 hours ago
:iconhugfiveplz:

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Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)
~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: 1 day 42 minutes ago
:iconhightonight:

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Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yada Yada Yada, WhatDaPhuckEva !
*Hera-of-Stockholm:iconHera-of-Stockholm: 23 hours 17 minutes ago
:icontuesdaysangel:

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Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)
Mood: Joy ~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: 2 days 31 minutes ago
I forget that our summer is your winter and vice versa...but all children love snow...and so do some of us big children too...lol

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Mood: Distressed ~kingflash:iconkingflash: 1 day 22 hours ago
Snow is fine every now and then I just hate the cold :cuddle:

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Mood: Joy ~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: 1 day 42 minutes ago
I agree with you there :iconnewhugplz:

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