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LADY MYSTIQUE  

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Journal Entry: Mon Dec 31, 2007, 8:19 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: CHUBB ROCK - TREAT'EM RIGHT
  • Watching: WWE
  • Eating: OREOS
  • Drinking: WATER & TEA


A LIL X-MAS HUMOR


A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."





Now if you'll excuse me, I must go answer 36 messages and 143 deviations...I got some catching up to do...:blowkiss:




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  • Favourite artist: PABLOCOMICS, SPLUTT, ELPLATEADO, MDETECTOR5, DADWARD, ERIC BORC, THE FOPPER, NAWT, MOONLITKNIGHT
  • Operating System: XP PRO
  • Personal Quote: YEAH YEAH YEAH, YADA YADA YADA, WHATDAPHUCKEVA !
  • Tools of the Trade: PHOTOSHOP CS3, ILLUSTRATOR

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~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: 2 days 19 hours ago
Thank you very much :D

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Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yada Yada Yada, WhatDaPhuckEva !
~DinoGirlsClub:iconDinoGirlsClub: 3 days 6 hours ago
Welcome to the club darlin'! ;):D
!U-22:iconU-22: Apr 8, 2008, 9:31:48 AM
really hot page!

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Welcome to my gallery :
[link]
~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: Feb 27, 2008, 2:21:40 PM Mood: Joy
Thank you very much for the compliments...and yes, my hubby is on here too...His name is PabloComics

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Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yada Yada Yada, WhatDaPhuckEva !
=freeza-frost:iconfreeza-frost: Feb 26, 2008, 4:00:34 PM
hot art! and you are too! :D

and is yer hubby on here?

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:heart: Mary + Phil :heart:

"Record is a smash I can still survive cos I'm the man of steel on the wheel that you're steering." -"I'm the Magnificent" - Special Ed

Stop your grinnin and drop your linen! :D
*seanpt:iconseanpt: Jan 20, 2008, 3:40:54 PM
If a Naked man shot you with an arrow, dont worry, is the stalker who hires for your abduction ....ehem!!...What I am trying to say is that I told Cupid that i wanted that we were very good friends.
Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= Damn People ADORE you

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*GysKing1:iconGysKing1: Jan 19, 2008, 9:44:54 AM
Thanks for the fav on NOBLE ^_^

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I'm a minnion of The Panty Queen
*jurf-rokstar:iconjurf-rokstar: Jan 8, 2008, 10:38:21 PM
Thax 4 da :+fav:.

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~wolfram73:iconwolfram73: Jan 8, 2008, 3:54:18 PM Mood: Thanks
Hey Thanks For visiting, but if you didn't noticed I no Deviant Artiest, mainly because I lack in the inspiration and talented. You on the other hand most be very happy with yourself, because you have the skills to be the or at least one of the best artiest on deviant, and I hope that we can be friends.
*Crystal-for-ever:iconCrystal-for-ever: Dec 27, 2007, 11:59:19 AM
thank you for the visit, you have a nice gallery^^
~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: Dec 21, 2007, 11:47:36 AM Mood: Joy
You're most welcome...I told ya I'll be back...lol :D

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*dendron02:icondendron02: Dec 19, 2007, 10:17:41 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks so much for visiting and adding Hangin' with my Buddies to your favs! =D

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*seanpt:iconseanpt: Nov 20, 2007, 10:55:45 AM
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK!!
Send this to 15 of your friends (including myself, if you like) to let them know how much you care


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how to get lots of page views!!! : [link]
Check out my Comic: [link]
Raped by bears? What's worse than being raped by bears? :o
~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: Oct 30, 2007, 11:43:26 AM Mood: Joy
Thank you very much...I'll be sure to visit you also :D

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~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: Oct 30, 2007, 11:42:52 AM Mood: Joy
You are most welcome :blowkiss: :hug:

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~kingflash:iconkingflash: Oct 30, 2007, 10:30:34 AM Mood: Thanks
Thanks for showing"Kingflash ID III" a little :+favlove::hug:

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*dendron02:icondendron02: Oct 29, 2007, 9:26:48 PM
Great gallery, you draw a lot of nice poses! :-)

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AJ
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*weatherman667:iconweatherman667: Oct 29, 2007, 7:07:05 PM
:blowkiss:

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~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: Oct 29, 2007, 6:58:03 PM Mood: Joy
You are soooooooooo welcome :blowkiss: :glomp:

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*weatherman667:iconweatherman667: Oct 29, 2007, 6:56:06 PM Mood: Love
Many, many thanks for the recent :+fav:

:glomp:

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"The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders."
--Field Marshal Erwin Rommel AKA The Desert Fox (partial quotation)
~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: Oct 20, 2007, 1:17:29 AM Mood: Joy
Thanks, but they wasn't always that easy...lots and lots of practice...but I'm getting better at it and always trying to improve...Just keep practicing, it will become easy for you soon enough :D

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~COBRD-Ind:iconCOBRD-Ind: Oct 19, 2007, 9:18:09 PM
My god, I can't get over how easily you draw these poses.
I wish i was better at sexy poses.

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~1STLADYQUICK:icon1STLADYQUICK: Oct 17, 2007, 6:29:37 PM
:bow: Thank You thank You :bow:

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*PatCarlucci:iconPatCarlucci: Oct 17, 2007, 4:30:56 PM
LOL!
You is cwazee!!!

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