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Journal Entry: Mon Dec 31, 2007, 7:19 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: CHUBB ROCK - TREAT'EM RIGHT
  • Watching: WWE
  • Eating: OREOS
  • Drinking: WATER & TEA


A LIL X-MAS HUMOR


A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."





Now if you'll excuse me, I must go answer 36 messages and 143 deviations...I got some catching up to do...:blowkiss:




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*Kokwama 14 hours 27 minutes ago
thanks for the fave :#1:

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=Don-Shazz 14 hours 47 minutes ago
Thanks for collecting Tatsunoko vs. Capcom. :-)

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=BalloonPrincess 17 hours 27 minutes ago
Thanks for the favorites! :)

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*kevtoons 19 hours 8 minutes ago
Thanx for the fav !!!
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~B9TRIBECA 20 hours 8 minutes ago
Hi there!! Thanx for the fave on JAMES BOND'S ROSIE CARVER [link] !!! :D:D

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*Kotbaum 20 hours 11 minutes ago
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*Taro-sama 1 day 14 hours ago
Thanks for the fav :ahoy:

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You're welcome :iconnewhugplz:

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*Taro-sama 18 hours 28 minutes ago
:iconeeeeeplz:

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=BalloonPrincess 3 days 18 hours ago
Thanks for the favorites! :)

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